Don't Do These Things In An Apartment

I was 24 and stupid once.  Buying a big stereo was one of those things.  I was proud of my stereo.  It looked cool.  I set it up.  It was awesome.  However, I couldn't crank the volume up above 3 or so because I lived in an apartment!  Here are some other things you shouldn't do in an apartment:

Seven Things Not to Do While Living in an Apartment