With the New Year right around the corner, it's time to take stock and make resolutions for the coming year. Even those of us living in apartments can make New Years resolutions. Here are my New Years resolutions as an apartment dweller.
1. Use the gym. I already pay for it.
2. Use the pool. I think I saw the groundskeeper clean it....once.
3. Get unpacked. It's been a couple of months. The boxes in the corner have to go.
4. Run a vacuum every week. It's unlikely that they ever clean the ducts here.
2. Use the pool. I think I saw the groundskeeper clean it....once.
3. Get unpacked. It's been a couple of months. The boxes in the corner have to go.
4. Run a vacuum every week. It's unlikely that they ever clean the ducts here.
5. Wipe down the kitchen counters every night. Otherwise, we might have to pay a pet deposit for insect visitors.
6. Save up for a house. It's past time to get one.
7. Don't punch the surround sound gamer who lives upstairs.
8. Lighten the load before our next move. Why pay people to haul crap.
9. Figure out who has been dinging our door down in the parking lot. Paybacks are hell or at least little paint chips.
10. Legally change my name to "Current Resident." I will control all the mail.
Have a great New Year!
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